Jokes
Prescription For Love….
Sep 9th
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison
her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he
said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband!
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Loading ...Husband Store ( Jokes)
Aug 7th
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Lawyer’s jokes (Internet)
Aug 7th
Lawyers are often the butt of jokes throughout the world. Here are some
splendid
examples, taken from stenographer’s transcripts of real court cases.
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
Q: … any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
instead
of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.
Q: Are you More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...THE EXCUSE LETTER!!!
Aug 5th
(Sent purely as a joke with no disrespect intended to Bihari folks)
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
_________
Deer sur,
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Aug 5th
(1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
” Where is Pop corn? “
(3) Why is the River very rich ?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why Cows Need to Wear Undies
Jul 7th
Newspapers and magazines often reveal some amazing details. Some of them really throw a new light on something you already know. Take this gem for instance. We all know about global warming, but who knows that global warming is caused by cows farting?
That is the gem I read recently in a magazine. And this More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sarcastic jokes-The ultimate facts about Men and Women
Jun 23rd
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Days of the week
Jun 23rd
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.
Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans. Hence the day is known as Tootsday.
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