Jokes
BRILLANT JOKE..LIFE IS SHORT…ENJOY LAUGH
Dec 22nd
An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.’ The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. (more…)
FIRST THING TO DO
Dec 16th
Two truck drivers were out of work. They were seeking new employment. One of them, Petros, was interviewed. Asked about previous job, he said he And his friend took turns at the wheel. When he drove, friend would sleep. The interviewer asked “Now listen. It is three o’clock in the morning. You are driving a truck, loaded with Explosives, on a narrow bridge. All Of a sudden a truck comes towards You at a speed of about eighty miles Per hour. What is the first thing you Would do?”Petros said “I would wake Up my friend. He would never have More >
WHO ARE THEY FOR? Humor
Oct 17th
Two little boys, nine and four, entered a store Picked up a box of tampons and went to cashier. He asked “Is this for your mom?” Nine year old Said “No”. He then asked “Is it for your sister?” Nine year old again said “No”. Curious by now, Cashier asked “Who are they for?”. Nine year Old said: “For my little brother. For they say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim or Ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either.”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/who-are-they-for-humor.htm
THREE WISHES humor
Oct 17th
An advertising team working late into night Had to present their report the next morning. A genie appeared and offered one wish each. Copy writer said he wanted to write a novel Which will fetch a Nobel Prize. For this he Wanted to be in a tropical island, so he can Concentrate. The art director said “ I want to Create a painting worthy to hang in Louvre Museum in Paris. For this I want to go to A French countryside to work” The wishes Of both were granted and they disappeared. It was the accountant’s turn. He said “I More >
NEVER GOT CAUGHT humor
Oct 17th
The applicant was filling out Job application form. When He saw the question “Have You ever been arrested?” He Gave the answer “No”. The Next question was for those Who answered “Yes”, for the Previous question. It asked : “Why”.The applicant wrote “ Because, never got caught”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/never-got-caught-humor.htm
THE RIGHT MAN humor
Oct 17th
A man applied for the job Of an industrial spy. As in The case of others, he was Given a closed cover and Told to take it to the third Floor. As soon as he was Alone he stepped out into A lonely corridor and read “You are the type of man We are looking for. Meet The Manager on fifth floor”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/the-right-man-humor.htm
Funny SMS Scroll bar of Sun Music
Sep 12th
Viewers of Sun Music (Tamil), Gemini Music (Telugu), Kiran (Malayalam) and U2 (Kannada) will know the sweet SMS that are transmitted on the screen. Hardly each message gets a look in of a couple of seconds but some people enjoy their message being displayed on the screen. I really appreciate the spirit and enthusiasm about life. Whenever I am bored, I do switch on to SUN Music or the ilk just to see the messages and have a laugh. I always think how nice it would be if I could instantly reply to these messages. Here is a sample of More >
What Men Hear When Women Talk……
Sep 9th
The Woman Says: “This place is a mess! C’mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don’t do laundry right now you’ll have no clothes to wear.”
The Man Hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
psst: i enjoyed this one! hope you guys too…
http://carmalin.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/09/what-men-hear-when-women-talk.htm
Man woman equation
Sep 9th
We are aware of chemistry between man and woman.This takes the maths route.Want to share this e-mail forward from my friend Sriram with Sulekha members.
Disclaimer : For the authenticity of the source .These are not my views nor do I endorse them.
Equation 1:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work =============================================
Equation 2:
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men More >
Funny Quotes……
Sep 9th
*Can crop circles be square?
*Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
*Why isn’t the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?
*Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
*Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
*If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
*If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner
*Why does “lake” come first (Lake More >