Jokes
BRILLANT JOKE..LIFE IS SHORT…ENJOY LAUGH
Dec 22nd
An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.’
The woman freed the frog, and the frog More >
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Loading ...FIRST THING TO DO
Dec 16th
Two truck drivers were out of work.
They were seeking new employment.
One of them, Petros, was interviewed.
Asked about previous job, he said he
And his friend took turns at the wheel.
When he drove, friend would sleep.
The interviewer asked “Now listen.
It is three o’clock in the morning.
You are driving a truck, loaded with
Explosives, on a narrow bridge. All
Of More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WHO ARE THEY FOR? Humor
Oct 17th
Two little boys, nine and four, entered a store
Picked up a box of tampons and went to cashier.
He asked “Is this for your mom?” Nine year old
Said “No”. He then asked “Is it for your sister?”
Nine year old again said “No”. Curious by now,
Cashier asked “Who are they for?”. Nine year
Old said: “For my little More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...THREE WISHES humor
Oct 17th
An advertising team working late into night
Had to present their report the next morning.
A genie appeared and offered one wish each.
Copy writer said he wanted to write a novel
Which will fetch a Nobel Prize. For this he
Wanted to be in a tropical island, so he can
Concentrate. The art director said “ I want to
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...NEVER GOT CAUGHT humor
Oct 17th
The applicant was filling out
Job application form. When
He saw the question “Have
You ever been arrested?” He
Gave the answer “No”. The
Next question was for those
Who answered “Yes”, for the
Previous question. It asked :
“Why”.The applicant wrote
“ Because, never got caught”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/never-got-caught-humor.htm
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...THE RIGHT MAN humor
Oct 17th
A man applied for the job
Of an industrial spy. As in
The case of others, he was
Given a closed cover and
Told to take it to the third
Floor. As soon as he was
Alone he stepped out into
A lonely corridor and read
“You are the type of man
We are looking for. Meet
The Manager on fifth floor”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/the-right-man-humor.htm
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Funny SMS Scroll bar of Sun Music
Sep 12th
Viewers of Sun Music (Tamil), Gemini Music (Telugu), Kiran (Malayalam) and U2 (Kannada) will know the sweet SMS that are transmitted on the screen. Hardly each message gets a look in of a couple of seconds but some people enjoy their message being displayed on the screen. I really appreciate the spirit and enthusiasm about More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What Men Hear When Women Talk……
Sep 9th
The Woman Says:
“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”
The Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, More >
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Man woman equation
Sep 9th
We are aware of chemistry between man and woman.This takes the maths route.Want to share this
e-mail forward from my friend Sriram with Sulekha members.
Disclaimer : For the authenticity of the source .These are not my views nor do I endorse them.
Equation 1:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Funny Quotes……
Sep 9th
*Can crop circles be square?
*Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
*Why isn’t the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?
*Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
*Why is it that people say they “slept More >
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