Humor
THE ART OF PERFECT HATRED!!!
Sep 9th
It took a long time for me to realize that there is something special about the way i hate someone.
It is just not ordinary ,plain or simple hatred.
Its intensity is powerful and i have NO regrets for it.
If love is artistic, so is hatred.
Unless you know how to love, you wont know how to hate.
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Sep 9th
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison
her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he
said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband!
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Sep 8th
The giant sized man went into a restaurant
And asked for the tallest glass and a lemon.
Taking the lemon in his hand, he squeezed
And got almost a pint of juice. Tossing the
Lemon rind aside, he threw a challenge:
“Can any one get that much juice out of
A lemon?” A little fellow picked up the
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Sep 4th
The patient told the doctor:
“Whenever I have headache
I take one aspirin. When I have
Cold, I go to bed and drink
Fruit juices. For stomach ache,
I take bicarbonate of soda.
Now, tell me doctor have I
Been doing the right things?”
Doctor replied “You certainly
Have. Pay my fee, five dollars.”
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Sep 3rd
The night has been oppressive and Sharat has been dreaming, feverish dreams. He has been dreaming
of alchemical ingredients. Mercury has been taking horrendous shapes and these shapes have been
attacking him fiercely but whenever he took courage and tried to grab these shapes as a matter of defiance,
they just melted into his hands & then More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...High Risk Driving Under Masterly Incompetence
Sep 3rd
There is a class of individual claiming to be human beings who travel by road in large gas guzzling vehicles at speeds exceeding the permissible limits .They think the road belongs to them. Others particularly pedestrians are treated like earth worms and they have to find their way crawling through space, if any, left between More >
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Aug 20th
She whispered “will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”
She said “I’m very frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be More >
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Aug 13th
Recently, I was speeding up for my college when I observed something deep and confusing. I was discombobulated observing some of the odd things that God has made into the material existence.
While driving, I saw a boy not more than fourteen years selling famous novels by great authors. I asked him: “Are these original ones?” More >
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sentiments Related With Wedding Anniversary
Aug 13th
Wedding in itself is a very special aspect of human life. It’s a life time relationship that everyone wishes to have at least once in one’s life. Marriage is an institution in itself that allows two people of opposite sexes together under one roof and within same four walls. This relationship is authorized by the More >
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Aug 7th
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of More >
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