Humor

BRILLANT JOKE..LIFE IS SHORT…ENJOY LAUGH

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.’ The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. (more…)

WHAT IF TITANIC WAS BUILT IN INDIA…………………………………………

what if titanic was built in india……. ……… .

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain 3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya” 4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip 5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to teach the hero a lesson 6) None of the women would float due to heavy More >

FIRST THING TO DO

Two truck drivers were out of work. They were seeking new employment. One of them, Petros, was interviewed. Asked about previous job, he said he And his friend took turns at the wheel. When he drove, friend would sleep. The interviewer asked “Now listen. It is three o’clock in the morning. You are driving a truck, loaded with Explosives, on a narrow bridge. All Of a sudden a truck comes towards You at a speed of about eighty miles Per hour. What is the first thing you Would do?”Petros said “I would wake Up my friend. He would never have More >

LOVELY AND HANDSOME

A hospital nurse agreed to marry the patient On the day he was released from the hospital. On the wedding day the bride appeared not in Her crisp uniform, but in a lovely new dress. After the ceremony the groom announced to Those present “Is she not lovely? This is the First time I have seen her with a dress on ! ” The blushing bride said “Is not he handsome? I see him the first time, not wearing pajamas!”

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WHO ARE THEY FOR? Humor

Two little boys, nine and four, entered a store Picked up a box of tampons and went to cashier. He asked “Is this for your mom?” Nine year old Said “No”. He then asked “Is it for your sister?” Nine year old again said “No”. Curious by now, Cashier asked “Who are they for?”. Nine year Old said: “For my little brother. For they say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim or Ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either.”

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THREE WISHES humor

An advertising team working late into night Had to present their report the next morning. A genie appeared and offered one wish each. Copy writer said he wanted to write a novel Which will fetch a Nobel Prize. For this he Wanted  to be in a tropical island, so he can Concentrate. The art director said “ I want to Create a painting worthy to hang in Louvre Museum in Paris. For this I want to go to A French countryside to work” The wishes Of both were granted and they disappeared. It was the accountant’s turn. He said “I More >

NEVER GOT CAUGHT humor

The applicant was filling out Job application form. When He saw the question “Have You ever been arrested?” He Gave the answer “No”. The Next question was for those Who answered “Yes”, for the Previous question. It asked : “Why”.The applicant wrote “ Because, never got caught”

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THE RIGHT MAN humor

A man applied for the job Of an industrial spy. As in The case of others, he was Given a closed cover and Told to take it to the third Floor. As soon as he was Alone he stepped out into A lonely corridor and read “You are the type of man We are looking for. Meet The Manager on fifth floor”

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