Two truck drivers were out of work.
They were seeking new employment.
One of them, Petros, was interviewed.
Asked about previous job, he said he
And his friend took turns at the wheel.
When he drove, friend would sleep.
The interviewer asked “Now listen.
It is three o’clock in the morning.
You are driving a truck, loaded with
Explosives, on a narrow bridge. All
Of a sudden a truck comes towards
You at a speed of about eighty miles
Per hour. What is the first thing you
Would do?”Petros said “I would wake
Up my friend. He would never have
Seen, in his life, a wreck like this .

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