A man applied for the job
Of an industrial spy. As in
The case of others, he was
Given a closed cover and
Told to take it to the third
Floor. As soon as he was
Alone he stepped out into
A lonely corridor and read
“You are the type of man
We are looking for. Meet
The Manager on fifth floor”

http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/10/the-right-man-humor.htm