The applicant was filling out
Job application form. When
He saw the question “Have
You ever been arrested?” He
Gave the answer “No”. The
Next question was for those
Who answered “Yes”, for the
Previous question. It asked :
“Why”.The applicant wrote
“ Because, never got caught”

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