The Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”

The Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES


psst: i enjoyed this one! hope you guys too…

http://carmalin.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/09/what-men-hear-when-women-talk.htm