The giant sized man went into a restaurant

And asked for the tallest glass and a lemon.

Taking the lemon in his hand, he squeezed

And got almost a pint of juice. Tossing the

Lemon rind aside, he threw a challenge:

“Can any one get that much juice out of

A lemon?” A little fellow picked up the

Discarded lemon rind and holding it over

A glass squeezed out another full glass

Of juice. The giant sized man asked “Man,

How did you do it?” The little man replied

“Easy, I am in the Internal Revenue service”

 

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