Archive for September, 2008
Prescription For Love….
Sep 9th
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison
her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he
said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That’s against the More >
THE SECRET humor
Sep 8th
The giant sized man went into a restaurant
And asked for the tallest glass and a lemon.
Taking the lemon in his hand, he squeezed
And got almost a pint of juice. Tossing the
Lemon rind aside, he threw a challenge:
“Can any one get that much juice out of
A lemon?” A little fellow picked up the
Discarded lemon rind More >
Tomato Sweet Chutney
Sep 8th
IngredientsWell ripe Bangalore tomatoes – 1/2 kg
Sugar – 200gm
Salt – 1 tsp
Vineager – 2 tbl sp
Peeled small onions – 3
Peeled ginger – 1 inch piece
Garlic – 2 flakes
Cardamom – 2
Red chilly – 2 to 4
Cinnamon – a small piece
Method
Powder small onions,ginger,garlic,cardamom,red chillies and cinnamon coaesely and tie it in a thin muslin cloth. Keep it More >
The Holy Prophet(Peace upon him) on environment
Sep 7th
“There is none amongst the believers who plants a tree, or sows a seed, and then a bird, or a person, or an animal eats thereof, but it is regarded as having given a charitable gift [for which there is great recompense].” [Al-Bukhari, III:513].The idea of the Prophet Mohammed as a pioneer of environmentalism More >
A Tear On My Pillow
Sep 5th
When I lay and think, in my bed at night,
the day you’ll arrive, seems nowhere in sight.
I toss and I turn, dreaming of you,
opening my eye’s… checking if my dream came true.
It didn’t, again, and a tear starts to roll,
weeping quietly… my pillow I hold.
Many sleepless nights More >
CONSULTING FEES humor
Sep 4th
The patient told the doctor:
“Whenever I have headache
I take one aspirin. When I have
Cold, I go to bed and drink
Fruit juices. For stomach ache,
I take bicarbonate of soda.
Now, tell me doctor have I
Been doing the right things?”
Doctor replied “You certainly
Have. Pay my fee, five dollars.”
http://kvakutty.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/09/consulting-fees-humor.htm
Oracle Releases Its Latest Oracle Audit Vault
Sep 3rd
Oracle Introduces Support for Microsoft SQL Server Database Auditing, Delivers New Reporting and Alerting Capabilities to Help Address Regulatory Mandates and Insider Threats.To help organizations secure all their enterprise databases and address regulatory requirements, Oracle announced the general availability of Oracle Audit Vault Release 10.2.3. This latest release of Oracle Audit Vault now collects audit More >
Houseboat Tour on Kerala’s Backwaters
Sep 3rd
Kerala is one of the most beautiful states of India. It is globally known for its unique cultural and geographical features. Nature has blessed this state uniquely. There are several places of tourist interest in this state. Backwaters are one of Kerala’s prime attractions. They are vast network of lagoons, canals, waterways, lakes, rivers, inlets, More >
Shimla-Not a hill station anymore!!
Sep 3rd
Looks like global warming is taking a toll big time. Places like manali and shimla that once used to be the summer capital of the country is going hot. And i’m taling of the weather there. The cold air of shimla seems to have vanished into thin air (pun intended). I went for a short More >

