A Scotsman planning a trip to Holy Land

Was shocked when he learnt it would cost

The equivalent of five pounds an hour

To hire a boat on the Sea of Galilee. The

Travel Agent told him “But, remember

The Sea of Galilee is the water on which

Our Lord walked.” The man shook his head

Sadly and said “It is no wonder, He walked”

 

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