1. If the little knowledge is dangerous,where is the man who wis so much as to be out of danger?
2.The wisper of a beautiful woman can be heard farther than the loudest call of duty.
3.The good die young-because they see it’s no use living if you’ve got to be good.
4.All tragedies are finished by death,all comedies are ended by marriage.
5.The nice thing about egoists is that they don’t talk about other people.
6.Ilike pigs.Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.Pigs treat us as equals
7.My doctor gave me six months to live,but when I could not pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools,because have to say something.
courtesy :Sudhir Nigam Ex-Lician Kanpur-Yogakshema

http://subtle.sulekha.com/blog/post/2008/09/humour.htm