*Can crop circles be square?

*Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

*Why isn’t the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?

*Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

*Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

*If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

*If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner

*Why does “lake” come first (Lake Michigan) and “river” come second (Mississippi River)?

*Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

*Is it possible that there’s another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

*How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?

*If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?

*Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??

*What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

*How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

*If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

*If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?

*Isn’t it scary that the word “therapist” is the same as the words “the” and “rapist” put together?

*Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?

*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

*Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

*If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?

*Why do companies offer you “free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?

*You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

*Which way does a compass point in space?

*Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

*Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

*Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

*When a boy is named after his dad, he is called ‘Junior,’ but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

*Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it’s really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

*Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

*If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ?

*What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

*Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?

*Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

*How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

*Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?

*If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

*How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

*You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

*Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

*Why Pluto the dog walks on four legs but Goofy walks on 2 legs?

*Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?

*Why are they called ’stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

*What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

*What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man

*There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

*Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

*If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

*If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

*If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?

*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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