Archive for August 5, 2008
THE EXCUSE LETTER!!!
Aug 5th
(Sent purely as a joke with no disrespect intended to Bihari folks)
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
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Deer sur,
If small More >
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Aug 5th
(1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
” Where is Pop corn? “
(3) Why is the River very rich ?
Comparing USA and India..as far as current situation goes..
Aug 5th
Anti-secular communal politics of the evil minority in power have left senior citizens, women and children as perhaps the lowest priority for the authorities – notwithstanding the fact they are the weakest and the most vulnerable. Comparing the two “democracies” of the world, there are a few similarities and many differences between the two More >
A Ban on Religion on a Worldwide Scale is Imminently Approaching Enactment.
Aug 5th
Well now that 911 is all but a fleeting memory for most Americans and the rest of the world (save
maybe Afganistan, Iraq, Iran, and Korea), America has now settled into more pressing issues
such as home economics.
Unemployment, foreclosures, and the high cost of living/gas etc. have taken the place of the
priorities of 2002 and 2003s overpatriotic More >
I UTTER TO MAKE YOU BETTER
Aug 5th
Believe in God
Pray to Him
Work very hard
With great vim
You can definitely do
Please make an attempt
Let efforts be true
View not work with contempt
Concentrate whole-heartedly
Feel not weak
Apply mind devotedly
You will reach in work the peak
Fumble not
Work with firmness
If fear is naught
Life enjoys brightness
Work with speed
Keeping in mind safety
Live not with greed
Do calmly your More >
FOR MY SISTER, THOUGHTS I MUSTER
Aug 5th
You are wonderful
With a generous heart
I am very hopeful
That God will comfort
You are always accurate
In whatever you do
I must frankly state
That my words are true
You are nobly brave
In this way I observe
Surely God will save
As you really deserve
I beg you to include
God in your plan
By not being rude
Please love your man
Be More >
Men in The Eyes Of Women (Practical Philosophy)
Aug 5th
Men in The Eyes Of Women
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
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Microsoft Virtual Techdays
Aug 5th
Held on April 9th & 10th, 2008 Microsoft Virtual TechDays provided an opportunity to the developer and IT Pro community to dive deep into the latest offerings from Microsoft – Windows Server 2008, Visual Studio 2008 and SQL Server 2008
Here is the download link for the ppts as well as the recorded sessions..
Download : http://www.microsoft.com/india/virtualtechdays/
Resources More >
IPL & a game called Cricket
Aug 5th
With 4 smashing wins in their kitty, the Chennai Super Kings certainly looked unstoppable and clear favorites for the coveted $ 1.5 Million IPL trophy .
But with Hayden, Hussey & Oram gone to their home sides, and with two back to back losses, it has certainly raised a few eyebrows on their path to More >

