Kitna Sach Kehatey The Kehaney Waley,
Shaadi Ka Ladoo Jo Khaye Wo Pachhtaye Jo Na Khaye Wo Bhi Pachhtaye,
Shaadi Ke Pehaley Jisko Dekhney ,Sunaney Aur Chhuney Ko Dil Betab Hota Tha,
Jiski Awaj Koyal Si Lagati Thi , Jo Kabhi Mrignayani Si Lagti Thi,
Shaadi Key Baad Ab Uski Awaj Yudh Ka Shankhnaad Si Lagati Hain,
Uski Aankhein Khoon Si Sani Talwar Si Lagati Hain,
Shaadi Key Baad Unko Ugra Awtaar Mein Dekh kar Dil Baithne Lagta hai,
Saansey Andar Ki Andar Aur Bahar Ki Bahar Hi Rehati Hai,
Ab To Haalat Yeh Hain Ki Unki Aahat Sey Hi Dil Ghabraney Lagta Hai,

Patni Jiska Naaam Hai wo Sinhani Si Khunkhaar Hain,
Wo Kabhi Sangani Hua Karti Thi,
Dil Key Har Jajbaat Ka Ehsaas Hua Karti Thi,
Din Raat Khwabon Mein Khayalon Mein Mandraya Karti Thi,
Sangani Sey Wo Hi Kab Jeevan Sangani Ban Gayin ,
Ab Wo Tamam Baatein Ek Hadsaa Si Lagati Hain,
Na Jaaney Mann Ko Kaun Sa Gambhir Rog Hua Tha,
Ab To Mann Kuchhh Smajh Nahin Pata HAI,
DIl Hai Ki Ab To Unkey Naam Sey Hi Ghabrata Hai,
Ab Wo Mere Saath Hoti Hain Har Pal Har Jagah ,
Fir Bhi Na Maloom Kyun Ab Bhi Mere Kwabon Mein Aati Hai,
Aur Khwabon Mein Aa Key Bhi Mujhey Daant Jaati Hain,
Shaadi Sey Pehaley Unki Farmaaish Yada-Kada Hi Hua Karti Thi,
Unki Khwahishein Pura Kar Hum Apney Ko Mukkadar Ka Sikandar Samjhtey The,
Par Ab Baat Bilkul Hi Alag -Thalag Si Ho Chuki Hai,
Mere Halaat Bhi Janjeer Mein Bandhey Bandar sey Ho Gaye Hai,
Unki Farmaaishon Ki List Ka Prabhav Sunaami Ki Takat Sey Bhi Bhyankar Hai,
Unki Kwahishon Ki Aandhi Mere Gharelu Bazat Ki Jadey Hila Chuki Hain,
Ab To Meri Jeb Mein Rakhey Paise Bhi Sahmey Sahmey Rehatey Hain,
Pati Ban Meri Zindagi Debit Card Sey Credit Card Mein Tabdil Ho Chuki Hai,
Mahiney Mein 30 Din Hotey Hain To 35 Sareeyon Ka Kaun Sa Yog Banta Hai,
Bhagwan Ney Kehney Ko Chehra Sukomal Sa Hi Diya Hai,
Fir Lipstick , Powder , Face Cream, Face CLeaner , Eye Shader Ki Jarurat Kyun Padati Hai,
Nahin Maloom Yeh Fashion Karney Ki Kaun Si Psychology Hai,
Parties Mein Social Honey Key Liye Kaun Si Sociology Hai,
Pehaley Unhein Patni Key Roop Mein Paney Ko Mannatein Manga Kartey The,
Ab Wo Saal Mein Ek Baar Maykey Chaley Jaye Iskey Liye Minnatey Kiya Kartey Hain,
Jab Shaadi Nahin Hui Thi Haath Mein Haath Dalkar Chalna Bada Romantic Lagta Tha,
Ab Unkey Peechhey Peechey Saman Sey Bhara Thaila Uthaye Ghumna Achchha Nahin Lagta,
Shaadi Sey Pehaley Unkey Hathon Ki Fiki Chaay Bhi Meethi Lagati Thi,
Shaadi Key Baad Sey TO Chaay Hamesha Fiki Hi Laga Karti Hai,
Shaadi Sey Pehaley Unkey Haathon Ko Chhoo Leney Bhar Sey,
Dil Mein Sapta Swar Lahiri Gunj Jaatey The,
Shaadi Key Baad To Humari Haalat Tabley Sey Bhi Badttar Ho Gayi Hai,
Hum Inn Khatrnak Haalaat Mein Bhi Bas Ek Hi Sapna Dekhtey Hain,
Hum Fir Sey AZADI Sey Ghum-Fir Rahein Hain, Apni Marzi Key Hum Maalik Hain.”

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